January 2011
Harry's Law
I never had a mother, she died while giving birth to my OLDER Brother
pfffff wtf? this guy is such a convincing bastard.
You're Jealous~
I’m eating Clam Chowder~ :D
Take that Bitches
The awkward moment you realize that, Hey! I don’t feel like doing homework right now and say, “Let’s see how long I can push it off until i’m royally Fucked.”
That awkward moment when you're a bitch
jcvillar:
But then you’re just like
“Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.” Theophrastus
“All passengers please come forward and give me your tickets. Be prepared to be cramped, annoyed, hot, itchy, and forced to watch bad movies like Norbit and Glitter. If at any point you feel like gouging your eyes out, please shut the fuck up about it, because I don’t really give a damn.”
What is this I don’t even~
Whoever wrote this, will you marry me?
“We’re like peanut butter and jelly. You don’t mess with the perfect combination!”
The awkward moment you realize that YES you are a girl and turn into a soupfest whenever the Titanic is playing.
